Poker lingo for our everyday lives

Yeah, that's right. We're that addicted.

This started out as a wouldnt-it-be-cool-if.. idea with Stip. And now, it turned into a full-fledged vocabulary. I guess if you're going to do something, even if it's really stupid, then go all-out.

Poker talk

Basic Talk

Measurement for readiness: Hey, dude, are you ready? "yeah, shuffle up and deal." (It is usually announced in the beginning of the tournament to signify that it has begun)

When one has done or said something good: "Dude, nh." (It means nice hand and is said to a player who won with a nice hand)

When one has accomplished something: "Good job, man. That's a bracelet." (A bracelet is the
prize given at a world series of poker event when one wins a tournament)

When one has failed at something he is supposed to excell at: "Dude, I took a bad beat." (A bad beat occurs when one loses even though he has the best hand coming into the board)

Saying goodbye: "Sige dudes, I'm cashing out." (Cashing out means leaving the table)


Women

Kinds of women
Tight (players who only play premium hands) = Conservative girl
Aggressive (players who run over the table) = Aggressive girl
Loose (players who call bets without a hand) = Easy girl
Tight-aggressive (players who wait for a hand then run over the table) = Lady on the street, but a freak in the bed
Maniac (players who raise any bet at any time) = psycho chick

Rankings
AA = Perfect girl. Looks, personality, she's got it all. The situation is right and she's looks like the one. (AA is the best hand pre-flop in holdem)
KK = Perfect girl, but a crappy situation. Ex: perfect girl with strict parents. (KK is the second best hand. Only four cards in the deck, the aces, can beat this hand pre-flop)
AK = Unbelievably gorgeous girl but crappy personality. (Also called the Anna Kournikova hand. Looks good, but barely wins)
QQ = MILF.
AQ = A really cool girl, with a lot of potential, but she's not in the others' league yet. (AQ is a strong hand, but a terrible underdog to the fore-mentioned hands)
JJ = A really cool girl with a nice rack.
AJ = Your standard hot chick. Eye-catching, definitely.
KQ = Not that hot, but she's the girlfriend type and eventually, the wife type. (KQ is also called newlyweds)
KJ = Hot foreign/exotic chick.
QJ = Milf. but not that hot.
AT = Hottest chick in a group of cute girls.
KT = second hottest chick in same group.
QT = most mature, personable chick in the same group.
JT = cute girl who thinks she's hotter than what she really is.
TT = Guy's girl. They type who hangs with guys and gets treated as one of them.
99 = sporty hot chick.
88 = Bookish type with glasses hot chick.
77 = tomboy-ish chick who turns out to be hot.
66 = province/country chick.

low pocket pair (55, 44, 22) = deceivably hot who sports a clique (goth, raver, etc)

on the other end of the spectrum...
27o = ugliest girl you've seen pretty much ever.
37o = second ugliest girl you've seen ever.
38o = she's still pretty ugly

xx (any two number cards, 23, 86, 47) = ugly chick.
Ax (A2, A4, A7) = ugly chick with a nice rack or a nice body.
Kx (K3, K7) = ugly chick with a nice personality.
Qx (Q5, Q9) = ugly chick that's really smart.
Jx (J2, J3) = ugly chick who thinks she's all that.

Suited unders (92s, 86s) = chick who MIGHT look good with a makeover.
Suited connectors (89s, 78s, T9s) = hot chicks who have definite potential or girls who might look pretty in a couple of years.


Dating

When one successfully hits on a girl or has lied to one: "Dude, I made a huge bluff last night"

When one gets shot down: "yeah, she called my bluff"

When one gets historically shot down: "duuuude, I got busted out with a bluff"

When one is on a great date: "It's definitely a live table."

When one is on a crappy date: "I'm on a suicide table! Oh no, nothing. I was just telling my friend something over the phone. What were you talking about? Oh yeah, when you have your monthly period. Oh the soup's good, I just... lost my appetite all of a sudden."