Monday, June 11, 2007

I'm thinking of an object.

Where the waves touch the shore, and from the clear blue horizon, rode a lady in red; with her trusty white steed, they galloped the shoreline; red bikini and all, she captured the imaginations of men and women alike.

This was being advertised lately in the TV:

“While Roxanne Guinoo is the newest White Castle 69 model, you (the lady viewers) could be the next model, after Glydel Mercado and her! The search is on for the next White Castle 69 model!

Send in your profile photos and compete in the newest, most prestigious search to be the next cheap liquor model where you’d ride on a horse along the shoreline of a beach with nothing but your red string bikini on.

Now, isn’t that cool?

And finally, this just in:

"Six months from now, Monterey would be making their own version of that very same commercial, where they would look for the most gorgeous woman who’d be willing to wear nothing but a string bikini, ride a bull across a grassy field, and model for meat."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sure, write an article like that after I wrote my porn star name hehehhehe.

Anyway, I also saw that ad and was mildly surprised by it. I won't blame those who chose to participate though as they may have their own reasons to want to win that contestant. Maybe its their opportunity to make money and buy the medicines of their sick mother, or fulfill their desire of starting out a career in showbusiness. If any, I think whats more pitiful is the lack of opportunities our country has for people to improve or prosper themselves. Of course, that is not to say that the individual is not responsible for his/her own self-improvement and prosperity. After all, opportunities can only take you so far.

-Wilson