Its "Wilson Bang".
You can call me Wilson Bang from now on. Not Wil-Pua, its Wilson Bang now.
I'm Bang, Wilson Bang. Maybe I can advertise myself as the local counterpart of Ron Jeremy.
No, I'd never do gay porn. I want to do Maria Ozawa though.
Imagine, the first Atenean to have ever PENETRATED the porn industry.
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I remember one time when I have this rocker chick blockmate who was holding more than a dozen pulp magazine asking me if she could put those in my almost empty backpack. So I said sure, why not? So after putting all those heavy magazines into my backpack, she suddenly asked me
"Wilson, Bakit ang chaka mo?"
Sipain kita diyan eh. Pagkatapos mo lagay mga magazine mo tatanungan mo ako ng ganon.
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So Rica Peralejo has all of a sudden been the darling of this year's Ateneo ORSEM. Why?
She's a freshman taking up creative writing.
Rica be mine!!!
I wonder if its appropriate for me to print a scene in one of her past bold movies then ask her to autograph it.
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Schmitt Hall is being renovated this year. I had a chat with one of the construction workers. Apparently, he's a member of the spirit questors. Yup, those people who talk with ghosts that are still not at peace with their deaths.
One of the most haunting stories he told me was how one family was cursed because their ancestor killed three of her maids. They later found out that every male related to the murderer would die after living in the haunted house for three days. He saw how the ghost form has been mutilated such that there was even a wooden cross stuck into the ghost's vagina.
Pretty freaky.
What's more freaky was that later that night, two construction workers working in the attic of Schmitt Hall ran down very frightened because they claimed to see the ghost of a caucasian wearing priestly robes. Their description fitted the image of Fr. Schmitt.
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