Saturday, June 03, 2006

Shakey's v-league scandal


Yesterday, Glenn and I went to watch the semifinal game of the Shakey's v-league tournament between DLSU and San Sebastian College at the Blue Eagle Gym. The game was an instant classic as the efforts of both teams brought out the best in them. `Baste won the first two sets but the proud archers wouldn't give up on their perfect season without a fight and later rallied to win three straight sets to win the game.

But between the game itself and the crowd, we observed that there's something about volleyball that keeps its crowd into coexisting. Maybe its the sportsmanship and team play being displayed by the volleybelles on the court, but seriously, when have you seen a crowd fight over a volleyball game?

Glenn and I made sure that culture would change. What fun would volleyball be without violence anyway?

With nothing good to do, we kept on cheering (yes me included) for the good ol' green and white when we chanced upon one of those die-hard gay fags (yes the annoying ones that makes my blood boil). Such boorish behavior didn't go unnoticed and between some trash-talking and middle-finger flashing between I and that fag-ass, he started to point and provoke us whenever `Baste scored a point. That fag ass also started to point and shout profanities at the DLSU volleybelles.

Glenn and I thought we were greatly outnumbered by Baste fans because of the hot air `Baste fans have been shouting. But in a moment of unity between an Atenean and hordes of LaSallian, other DLSU fans were encouraged by our trash-talking and would later make sure that fag ass would be made fun of every time DLSU scored a point. Dozens of Lasallians, including us of course, pointed their fingers at the fag-ass and screamed the worst curse words the toddlers watching along with their parents must have ever heard. Scores of children instantly losing their innocence over a senseless game. It was then at that point that a moment of epiphany struck to me. I told Glenn "Di ba turo sa atin ni Miranda bawal magturo sa tao? Kasi tatlong daliri ang tuturo pabalik sa iyo?" By the way, the one in the white t-shirt at my back is the subject of our ridicule now.

Anyway, what would turn out to be the true highlight of the game itself happened in the fourth set when a DLSU fan lost his cool and started a fight with him. Glenn managed to capture a video shot of that incident (You can download the only clip of this fight
here). People later clapped, not towards the DLSU players who have by then rallied and tied the game two sets a piece, but to the guy who was able to land a straight haymaker towards the jaw of that big mouth.

Afterwards, when it was almost clear that DLSU was going to win the game, the fag ass ran for his life probably towards some godforsaken sanctuary where the likes of him are tolerated. He was never seen again in the premises of the Ateneo on that night. Glenn asked his contacts about any information leading towards the identity of that fag and here's what he found out:

1.) He's from Adamson and the only reason why he's cheering for `Baste is because DLSU beat Adamson the last time around. Heehee.

2.) He once had a fight with Kris Aquino in a PBA game while James Yap was playing.


3.) Those in Adamson are ashamed to have him as their schoolmate.

I'm looking forward to the next Adamson game and see if he's still going to be there heeeheee. Sayang mga iba di nakasama haha. Sulit ang trenta pesos sobrang nakakatuwa nangyari kapag nandoon kayo.



xxx
Since I'm writing now, might as well throw in my congratulations to Choi who has a girlfriend now. Hehehee.

11 comments:

G said...

There is a lesson to be learned from all of this. When push comes to shove, you have to be able to put where your mouth is. Let this be a testament for all you hecklers out there. When you’re rude, have the balls to back it up.

BUTI NGA!

So let us raise our glasses and toast this crowning moment of human evolution: the decadent dance of moral immorality and the inability to exist in any form of harmony. We took our crystal chalice and beat ourselves to a bloody pulp in a gem-encrusted brawl. Sure, it was stupid, but we all had fun, right? All in the name of poetic justice. =)

BUTI NGA ULIT!

peppericious said...

heh.. i just hope you didn't initiate the heckling just so you can document the results for the blog, cause it seems like you both came in there prepared.. nevertheless, good reporting lol... parang sideline reporters ng kalokohan lol...

oh and p.s., bakit ako nung nagkagf last month walang congrats? heh.. never mind.

Anonymous said...

you are one sick bastard.

G said...

In the end, who really won? Was it Wilson and me? Was it DLSU who was able to manage a come from behind victory, and a convincing one no less? All the other fans who cheered with us? The guy who punched the heckler?

No. Me. Because I finally saw ADMU volleybelle Bello (she dons jersey # 6) in personal. Teeheehee. =b

Anonymous said...

woohoo!

that was fun.

Anonymous said...

hehehehe ang saya

buti nga dun sa bading na un


nice blog

hehehe

Anonymous said...

nice entry.. hehe.. -shelly-

Anonymous said...

i think, si hector ung tinutukoy sa article na 'to. i went to watch UAAP final games. he was there. shouting foul words and cheering for adamson. and every game, he wears the same red shirt. don't know what's on his mind. i think, he's crazy. buti nalang, natalo ang adamson.

Anonymous said...

Hats off to you apparently for smoking a rat out. But then again, weren't you the one who started all this? No wonder La Salle has been nothing but wall decoration since any of the games started this year. I just bet DLSU would win nothing in the UAAP games after the championship. I just bet you're a closet fag-ass, too, aren't you?

Anonymous said...

bakla ka rin siguro...galit na galit ka sa bakla eh...di ba ganun daw yun? hehehe

Anonymous said...

i don't know why you speak like this.. so full of rage and angas.. hope this message of mine won't get you pissed of, i just feel like i need to say this.