What's on my mind

I know I know.

I've heard the cries.

All the petitions.

So to all my fans,

IM BACK!

So how are you Wilson?

Other than the fact that I just learned that a good friend of mine got herpes from her fubu, I'm all good. I have to thank my lucky stars that I did not fuck her. She once tried to seduce me (no kidding here) in her car, but the thought of fucking her was unbearable since she's so not my type. I"m all good and clean boys and girls!

What are you up to now Willieboy?

My next idea is to become youtube's biggest pinoy star. How to do it?

Make a Filipino version of the mythbusters.

The first myth? The myth of the white hanky outside an all-girl's school.

Personally, I really want to know if its true. The idea is simple. Hell, it doesn't even need to be an all-girl's school. U-belt will do. But just for kick's, we'll have to do this at Saint Paul QC, wearing our high school uniform.

Why wear your high school uniform?

In honor of Jubilee's 40th anniversary. By the way, did you know that there's no cure for herpes? She's got warts all over her organ now man. At least that's what she's been telling me.

No Wilson, I don't know that and I don't want to know

Hey it could save your tools from getting infected if you read about it. Knowing is winning half the battle!!!

Ok. Anyway, when will you finally graduate ?

I've been telling people that i'll be able to finish my thesis by May. However, I screwed up somewhere and I have to repeat almost everything again which just plain sucks. But I guess getting herpes is even worse. So I have three months to finish everything I've done in a year. Good luck to me. I want to finish by May so that I just might still get a teaching position at a local high school and teach part-time. No way will I make teaching my full-time priority. Not that teaching sucks, but I won't have a good future just by teaching.

Now to your inner Pua

I just had to plagiarize that line. Anyway, I'll admit that Rocky Balboa fell short of my expectations. Not that my expectations were very high, but it still was high nonetheless. If you guys haven't checked out Pan's Labyrinth, well you should. What might sound like a porno movie is actually what I think one of the more creative movies made this century. I'll still stand by my position that the Departed isn't that good, especially once you've seen the whole Infernal Affairs trilogy. Well, at least my tastes tell me that.

Finally, your Duke basketball team

Yes, I admit that this year's team isn't that good compared to the standards that Coach K has set for his program. But i'm still loyal to them. Losing to UNC today won't change that. Getting Kyle Lowry for next year's team means that this Duke team is on the right path to setting its dominance in the ACC again. I'm praying that Josh McRoberts won't enter the draft after this season even if he's a surefire first round pick.

Thanks for your time

Thank you too.