Friday, March 24, 2006

EUGENE - The perfect face

It's almost impossible to surpass a Wilson post (and as what he said to me, that we souldn't really see this as a competion lol. I agree). Consider this instead as a humble homage filler post to elevate the "Robin Hood of pr0n" to a higher pedestal.

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I've seen this once on the Discovery channel and wondered how I could get one of those face templates.

Anyway, one scientist once tried to calculate the perfect angles in the human face using the golden ratio of the Fibonacci number, that's 1.618 - the approximate proportion of shapes that provides its aesthetic appeal.

Shells, leaves, flowers are some of the things found in nature that exhibit this proportion (I couldn't find pictures to show to you guys. Sorry). So Dr. Marquardt (I'm logically guessing he's the dude behind it) made a wireframe face template of the "perfect face" based from his comparison computation of endless faces.

What you do is that you place this template over a mugshot portrait, and the closer the face resembles the template, the more attractive you are. More "perfect" if you will. From the same episode that I watched, Tom Cruise and umm, whats her name?... Cindy Crawford, both of them almost fit the template. Lol.

This golden ratio has also been a subject of pop controversy, most notably in the recent Dan Brown novel craze. The story goes that since 1.618, the fundamental ratio was the perfect ratio, well why not try it on Jesus?

So hey, here's a picture of the face mask that I've found at highfiber.org. Have fun.



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With nothing else better to do tonight, I decided that once and for all, I should take on the heaviest of burdens - to prove or disprove the fundamental universal theory - that EUGENE is the most perfect man alive in the world today. And now ladies and gentlemen, BEHOLD!:



EUGENE - THE PERFECT FACE.



Notice the reaction of the masterpiece upon knowlege of his now legendary status.

God's boundless grace has once again blessed us. This time, with the gift of Eugene. The dream of all the women and the envy of all the men. The perfect face.

We are not worthy.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Come to think of it, Eug is so perfect that all of us had accepted him being perfect in the past without any proof or even doubts. We consider this a special form of general knowledge, much obvious than 1+1=2. It is so darn obvious that attempts to prove such can be just considered a waste of time hehe.

G said...

I feel as though I have aged ten years upon gazing directly into perfection.

Anonymous said...

you are all fucking retarded! LOL

G said...

Well, boys will be boys. lol.

Heyy. is this.....?? =b

Anonymous said...

Anyway, one scientist once tried to calculate the perfect angles in the human face using the golden ratio of the Fibonacci number, that's 1.618 - the approximate proportion of shapes that provides its aesthetic appeal.

I vaguely recall this being mentioned in CSI once. ...That's all. (I'm a dork. That should explain it all.)

Tom Cruise is an idiot and I'm sure he had a few things on his face moved around to fit. lol. Hey, Tom Cruise has got nothing on this Eugene. I'm not sure about Cindy Crawford, though.

G said...

E do you remember the one about neurolinguisic programming? They did it wrong nga lang in the show. I'd really like to try that out. La lang.

Anywho, you should meet Eugene. lol. The man that will sweep every women's feet. The man that will make your heart skip a beat. He's even got his own fanclub. LOL.

...And now you know how fucking retarded we are. Nyahaha =b

Anonymous said...

Anywho, you should meet Eugene. lol. The man that will sweep every women's feet. The man that will make your heart skip a beat. He's even got his own fanclub. LOL.

Be still, my beating heart. =P

...And now you know how fucking retarded we are. Nyahaha =b

No comment (as of now) on this one, lol.

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Anonymous said...

yeah we are all fucking retarded