Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Would you like to be a top notch crime investigator?

I really have too much time. Tried to surf for the FBI most wanted list and thought it would be cool if I know the most wanted list in the NBI. The employment link on the NBI website piked my curiousity. The following lists the requirements before you can become part of our trusty and efficient law enforcement system. Do I hear a secret agent Kwok? or Inspector Glenn who would glady volunteer his inspecting skills by bodychecking female shoppers before they enter malls?

Basic Qualifications for NBI AGENT
1. Filipino Citizen, of good moral character and in excellent physical and mental health.
2. Lawyer or CPA
3. No pending criminal, civil or administrative charges and never convicted of any crime.
4. At least 5'5" in height for males; 5'3" for females.
5. Between 25 and 35 years of age.
6. Vision within normal range.
7. No tattoo marks or pierced ears.


Basic Qualifications for SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR
1. Filipino Citizen, of good moral character and in excellent physical and mental health.
2. Baccalaureate degree holder.
3. First grade civil service eligible and/or Board passer.
4. No pending criminal, civil or administrative charges and never convicted of any crime.
5. At least 5'5" in height for males; 5'3" for females.
6. Between 25 and 35 years of age.
7. With a general weighted average of 84% in the transcript of records, without any failing
grade.
8. Vision with normal range.
9. No tattoo marks or pierced ears.

Requirements to be Submitted:
Original and Photocopy of the following:
1. Diploma
2. Transcript of Records
3. Eligibility (CS Prof/Bar/Board)
4. Birth Certificate
5. Marriage Contract - if married
6. Residence Certificate
7. 2 Pcs. 2X2 picture
8. NBI Clearance
9. ITR/W2 - if working
10. Assets and Liabilities - if working

3 comments:

sweetpsychoholic said...

those people are lawyers and CPA??? hahah looks are deceiving. hehe

G said...

I want one of those bomb detecting magic wands

Anonymous said...

Why the heck can't NBI agents have ear piercings? Is this some sort of safety precaution for the agents, just in case the criminals they're wrestling to submission surge up and tear the earrings out of their ear lobe?

...Pfft.